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      You are VERY afraid to look under the bed!

      You wouldn't be surprised if there was a skeleton in your closet.

      Your $30,000 car has never seen the inside of the garage-itís storing $200 of junk for when you have that garage sale.

      Something is under all those papers and youíre pretty sure itís a desk.

      You should really be wearing a helmet when you open a cupboard.

      You pay for storage every month but probably canít name 5 things in it.

      Thereís been a reverse robbery. Someone broke in your home and left all this stuff!

      Youíre starting to see you havenít fallen very far from your Great Uncle Ottmarís tree!

      Those random piles of paper are actually a sophisticated piling system.

      There is literally no room anywhere to swing a cat!