∑ You are VERY afraid to look under the bed!
∑ You wouldn't be surprised if there was a skeleton in your closet.
∑ Your $30,000 car has never seen the inside of the garage-itís storing $200 of junk for when you have that garage sale.
∑ Something is under all those papers and youíre pretty sure itís a desk.
∑ You should really be wearing a helmet when you open a cupboard.
∑ You pay for storage every month but probably canít name 5 things in it.
∑ Thereís been a reverse robbery. Someone broke in your home and left all this stuff!
∑ Youíre starting to see you havenít fallen very far from your Great Uncle Ottmarís tree!
∑ Those random piles of paper are actually a sophisticated piling system.
∑ There is literally no room anywhere to swing a cat!